Are we still calling them 'dick appointments'?

That reminds me; I gotta schedule flu shots.

I don't know why 'ethical non-monogamy' bugs me so much. Not the concept; fuck who you want. That ain't my business. It's the phrase. Shudder.

Now accepting applications for gym fans: people who will come with me to the gym and act impressed/wooed/shocked by the power of my mighty thews.

Near my house.

every girl crazy bout a shark-dressed man

So like…ignore you entirely because I have no understanding that you exist?

Woman at Ye Ironworks was either NAKEDLY eye-fucking ya birb or she was completely baffled by my mask. Far more likely the latter, I suspect.

My overall physique is really giving more 'trucker' than 'Thor'.