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There are a handful of absolutely perfect jokes in this world…

Two panel joke from Police Squad 
A man is standing in front of another man seated at a fancy desk in his fancy office. 


"Who are you, and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
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DRdrobertsimg.bsky.social

So few people recognize that Police Squad is laps ahead of The Naked Gun.

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Sscareaspider.bsky.social

I saw the Police Squad opening credits scene where Lincoln gets shot in the theater and returns fire when I was like 5 or 6 years old. It was a formative experience.

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Spizzalawyer420.bsky.social

Police Squad for life!

We would have come earlier,  but your husband wasn't dead then.
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Chandle.invalid

Also this one in Doctor Who State your name, rank, and intention?!

Name, Rank, Intention GIF
Name, Rank, Intention GIF

ALT: Name, Rank, Intention GIF

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BAbganderson.bsky.social

I liked the version on "Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law" as well.

A courtroom judge (based on a lesser known Hanna-Barbera cartoon) asks the witness (similarly based) to state his first name, his last name, and occupation. The answer is "Lizardman, Lizardman, and lizardman."
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Ffirebreathing.bsky.social

Good grief! The comedian’s a bear!

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social

And Leslie Nielsen tells disproportionate number of them

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FFfangferaligatr.bsky.social

I dunno, I like this one from King of the Hill where he walks in after getting the mail and goes through them saying "bills...bills...bills..." and then he says

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Dkaakaapo.bsky.social

Police Squad is better than Naked Gun but this is one of my favourite jokes ever. youtu.be/kFEK0Sbq4o8?...

Naked Gun - That's My Policy
Naked Gun - That's My Policy

Shoot first...

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