Putting the IRS on my phone block list. I don't fw people always hitting me up for money and never hitting me back when their up Putting the IRS on my phone block list. I don't fw people always hitting me up for money and never hitting me back when their up

IMHO actually stands for "i'm hollering." many people don't know this

You're fine, sounds like he is proficient in both law and getting made fun of

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchucks fell out

Don't worry Baby, Bluesky honey, it's just a fling. It doesn't mean anything to me, she's just a little sugar on the side. Threads will never be you babe.

i can't afford therapy so i just shovel Oreos into my mouth as i stare into the middle distance

You added me already, literally what's left

Changed my handle to my own domain 👀 Feeling rather tech savvy. Thanks to @cult-papa.com for the tip! *just go to Settings > Change Handle and follow the instructions 😘

I lol'd and lmao'd at the same time once and ended up in the hospital for a week

word to the wise anyone starting their reply with “genuine question” is about to play a trap card