Why use ableist slurs when you can use fun words like flummox, baffle, ludicrous, farcical, obtuse, facetious, wally, plonker, bewilder, mystify, frippery, flibbertigibbet, garrulous, cantankerous, pustule, carbuncle, tosser, wanker, vapid, vacuous, tumescent, turgid, rapscallion, vitriolic, cesspit

Cad and bounder also underused

Gonna start calling people "obtuse cesspit"

Asking the real questions!

Miscreant.

Recent Addition: watching the classic Evil Under the Sun with Peter Ustinov as Poirot and Diana Rigg just leveled: "Stop standing there like a cough drop" at her companion 😁

Fuckwit is my personal favourite.

my traffic swear is SPUNK BUCKET!!

I would like to turn “turducken” into an insult.

I don't know what the slur version of most of those words would even be.

Hockey puck