Someone make a Sailor Moon souls-like game so I can stop wishing it existed

Dude knocked like his hands were made of Jello wigglers.

Agreed. I just had a package have to get redelivered twice because I somehow kept missing the delivery even though i was home. Finally got it because I happened to be by the front door when i heard the lightest, babiest knocking I've ever heard.

Come join me Friday from 9am-9pm EST for a charity stream of Fallout New Vegas! Fun randomizers, neat giveaways and me probably failing a lot! twitch.tv/tinktinkgames

It's hard to look at "I've been planning a 12 hour charity stream for over a month and now nature is throwing a hurricane at me" and not feel like the universe fucking hates me...

NFL agents are on their way to your location

I wanna make "28 Days Before" and it's just like boring and normal

why is applesauce a food for all ages but pear puree is a food for babies

"holy shit, you pegged Danny DeVito? This is gonna KILL at the Christmas Party!"

I find the whole hall pass concept weird when it applies to celebs. Like, if my partner banged any celeb I'd be super stoked for them and for us.