Dude knocked like his hands were made of Jello wigglers.

Agreed. I just had a package have to get redelivered twice because I somehow kept missing the delivery even though i was home. Finally got it because I happened to be by the front door when i heard the lightest, babiest knocking I've ever heard.

NFL agents are on their way to your location

"holy shit, you pegged Danny DeVito? This is gonna KILL at the Christmas Party!"

He even at one point goes "hey can your friend summon a bunch of pretty ladies?" Which is the most magical "no bitches" dunk ever committed to film. Damn, Genie. Ice cold.

Literally being like "you've never had a friend like me" in front of Aladdin's closest (and presumably only) friend, Abu. Which is mostly innocent I guess, until he starts literally being like "can your friend do this?"

Dude calls himself "The Edge." If I showed up to a D&D table with a character named "Edge," the DM would hit me with a frying pan.

This. So much this.

"nah man, I can't hang out this weekend. I gotta get through my court-mandated 'House of Leaves.'"