"...and so I said to Arnie, I said, Wendy's? That's a Bob's Big Boy you got there!" - Donald Trump, male genitalia aficionado
Not gonna lie, I kinda feel sorry for all the social media platform algorithms dealing with the onslaught of posts about Arnold Palmer's monster pink seeking flesh torpedo this morning...
This is the same face JD Vance makes when Ted Levine is checking himself out in The Silence of the Lambs...
Every single day I strive to be My Authentic Self on social media and I just want to thank you for accompanying me on this journey...
big X from the seams right there, between my eyes for a couple of weeks. Which was kinda badass now that I think about it... Anyway: Go, zoomies!
Once upon a time on 3rd base during Little League practice my head was... elsewhere. Like, literally looking down, kicking rocks when I heard the crack of the coach's bat and had just enough time to look up before I caught a line drive right between the eyes and because of the ball's spin? I had a
...said the felon awaiting sentencing previously found guilty of rape in civil court.