"...and so I said to Arnie, I said, Wendy's? That's a Bob's Big Boy you got there!" - Donald Trump, male genitalia aficionado
Not gonna lie, I kinda feel sorry for all the social media platform algorithms dealing with the onslaught of posts about Arnold Palmer's monster pink seeking flesh torpedo this morning...
This is the same face JD Vance makes when Ted Levine is checking himself out in The Silence of the Lambs...
Every single day I strive to be My Authentic Self on social media and I just want to thank you for accompanying me on this journey...
Once upon a time on 3rd base during Little League practice my head was... elsewhere. Like, literally looking down, kicking rocks when I heard the crack of the coach's bat and had just enough time to look up before I caught a line drive right between the eyes and because of the ball's spin? I had a
...said the felon awaiting sentencing previously found guilty of rape in civil court.
Where's your Precious now, b*tch?!?
Yeah, I was lauding science earlier by citing the innovative medical interventions of IVF and surrogacy that allowed Elon Musk to father children thru overcoming his spoiled tepid seed, yeah, that was me alright...
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a pen and hammer .