Absolutely!

I can't help but feel you're missing a cutlass or a claymore.

Damn, you could have claimed two lots of train fare, as they aren't paying for hotel.

Is the conference on for a few days?

I've heard stories of the 1990s being called "last century" 😳 😭

Well, even if you do know people, that doesn't mean you should be forced to stay with them! Are they *at least* paying you to get here?

They're confusing "genetics" and "genitals" again, aren't they?

Glad to hear it. ☺️ How is Leafs bedside manner today?

Yesterday, I learned that the laptops at work appear to be powered by the Triforce. So why do they *never* work properly?

Sounds like something you'd hear on Betwixt the Sheets. I'm listening to one about Kink in the Renaissance right now.