Yesterday, I learned that the laptops at work appear to be powered by the Triforce. So why do they *never* work properly?

How I arrived at Bluesky:

Turn a movie into a porno: Raiders of the Lust Ark

There is just no way that this will work, but does anyone have an axidraw I can borrow or rent for the next week? Please RT X

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When you finally speak yo a human:

My Bluesky Halloween Costume: (Hell, my *every* event costume)

It's important to stay hydrated.

OK. Now I want wine. I blame @strictmachine86.bsky.social

Holy Christ, I must be pissed, Canal St is very appealing right now. Although: our straight friend is getting *far* more attention then me. I. Feel. Every. Year. Of. My. Life.