You know who’s cooked, the dang eagles

She doesn’t always tell us *before* she starts pooping so this is big

Violet pooped on the potty

i feel like that's more stress because i'd be judged on whether i had the tabs properly coded and indexed.

the robotics kid has a better chance of getting a job with an NFL team in the analytics department than a high school player does of making a roster tbh.

Adams entering a plea of “New York” to the confusion of the entire courtroom

they literally did

well bill ackman is saying this.

Deleting a communications app in the shitter during an FBI interview: CLIENNNNNNNNTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS

Elbridge Colby.