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DALIA MALEK ☥
@daliamalek.bsky.social
COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE. HOST OF INTERRUPTION SHOW, LIVE COMEDY SHOW & PODCAST MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @daliabutt.bsky.social
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Makeup brands should have to discuss a strategic withdrawal plan with the UN security council if they’re going to discontinue a shade of lipstick

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As someone who has not been outside today i think everyone needs to calm down about the storm

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Enjoying watching non-californians learn that kamala’s a cop

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We rewatched Mrs Doubtfire over here in 2024, that movie was UNHINGED

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My filling came loose while i was flossing & i had to get an emergency dental appointment to have it removed & replaced. Lesson learned, i'm never flossing again

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You’re welcome i guess

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #64,580, DALIA MALEK ☥ ‪@daliamalek.bsky.social‬, joined on May 7, 2023"
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Got a wheelchair that doesn’t have push handles so now if i get kidnapped you can’t say “well those handles were an invitation”

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I’ll bite, who is jd vance jk don’t care

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Watching curry & cyanide & yo, if i ever die suddenly you go ahead & disregard the fact that i’m in the worst health of my life & do that postmortem, never opt out, when you live a like mine ppl holding grudges

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Deeply offended that a streaming app would think i’d want autoplay on as a default setting after all this time we've spent together

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DALIA MALEK ☥
@daliamalek.bsky.social
COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE. HOST OF INTERRUPTION SHOW, LIVE COMEDY SHOW & PODCAST MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @daliabutt.bsky.social
296 followers101 following267 posts