Makeup brands should have to discuss a strategic withdrawal plan with the UN security council if they’re going to discontinue a shade of lipstick
As someone who has not been outside today i think everyone needs to calm down about the storm
Enjoying watching non-californians learn that kamala’s a cop
We rewatched Mrs Doubtfire over here in 2024, that movie was UNHINGED
My filling came loose while i was flossing & i had to get an emergency dental appointment to have it removed & replaced. Lesson learned, i'm never flossing again
Got a wheelchair that doesn’t have push handles so now if i get kidnapped you can’t say “well those handles were an invitation”
I’ll bite, who is jd vance jk don’t care
Watching curry & cyanide & yo, if i ever die suddenly you go ahead & disregard the fact that i’m in the worst health of my life & do that postmortem, never opt out, when you live a like mine ppl holding grudges
Deeply offended that a streaming app would think i’d want autoplay on as a default setting after all this time we've spent together