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DALIA MALEK ☥
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COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE. HOST OF INTERRUPTION SHOW, LIVE COMEDY SHOW & PODCAST MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @daliabutt.bsky.social
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Who among us has not killed half a dozen family members bc they hate work

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When the mom got sick & the family called the doctor & he checked her pulse & said to take her to the hospital they prob coulda cut the middle man & just done that? Doesn’t seem like much of a rush to save this lady, “ah she’s older, got a lot of illnesses”

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‪They keep churning out docs about someone learning about their zillion half siblings bc a fertility doctor messed around sneaking in his own sperm & IT’S ALWAYS A DIFFERENT GUY ‬ ‪HOW‬ ‪STOP DOING THIS??!?!!!?!‬

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‪AS A FERTILITY DOCTOR IT’S LITERALLY SO EASY TO KEEP YOUR SPERM TO YOURSELF ‬

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DAMMIT

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do not dm me 😂

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only figured it out after i started checking out his other new podcast

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wow i considered us “in touch” but have you heard the good news about scottish tap water, it’s the best water

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DALIA MALEK ☥
@daliamalek.bsky.social
COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE. HOST OF INTERRUPTION SHOW, LIVE COMEDY SHOW & PODCAST MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @daliabutt.bsky.social
296 followers101 following267 posts