I’m trying to make this into a Beastie Boys beat, but it’s not working. Doesn’t rhyme.

I need a dialect map of the United States based on how people pronounce “lawyer.”

Dopamine addiction is such a hilarious concept. Yeah man, I’m addicted to feeling good. When I haven’t felt good in a long time, I feel… real bad

Kid Rock is… odd, but I still enjoy “God Knows Why.” Sue me.

Is this what’s wrong with me? Am I number 5 from Short Circuit? “Need input, Stephanie! More input!”

Thank you to @vincempls.bsky.social for pointing me in the direction of my new profile pic.

I think I’m gonna take you up on this.

Minneapolis folks: you know this building at N 4th St and N 2nd Ave? Across from Lucé? Why has it been like this for over a decade? Seems like prime real estate.

Hey look at me, I’m under a million.