I think I’m gonna take you up on this.

Honestly, how do you not pass out from hypoxia as you are skiing down the mountain. I have several questions.

Waiter: our pulled pork sandwich is famous for- Vance: just grab some out of the dumpster heh heh heh I wish to inflict it on a pronoun Waiter: um... What? Vance: Just give me a hefty bag of any of this shit you'd sell to your enemies so I can get this over with

What if Illumination did an adaptation of Hamlet or MacBeth using minions? Would people watch? What does Shakespeare sound like when spoken by minions?

Success! I get to work today!

Yup. I was able to get it back on by trying a restart with the computer UNplugged. Who’s have guessed that would work?

I’m not even sure. It is a refurbish from Device PitStop in Maple Grove. My wife got it for me Christmas a few year back, 2022 maybe.

Thank you. Not sure which type I have, thought, processor or chip. The computer is bricked like a Cybertruck that just pulled out of the dealership.

I’ve also tried pressing the power button for ten seconds to do a reset. Didn’t work.