BLUE
Profile banner
N
Noodle (they/them)
@dangerhissy.bsky.social
🔞 married, mixed race, queer bleeding-heart, anticensorship, neurodivergent, nerdy, proship, lefty. yorkshire expat. run-on expletive laden sentences abound. #fannibal #fanfic - 3 laws safe 🐦@DangerHissy 🐘@Dangerhissy.mas.to 🃏noodle.crrd.com
168 followers370 following607 posts
Reposted by Noodle (they/them)
Rcrystalpepsi.bsky.social

There are a handful of absolutely perfect jokes in this world…

Two panel joke from Police Squad 
A man is standing in front of another man seated at a fancy desk in his fancy office. 


"Who are you, and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
18
Ndangerhissy.bsky.social

All the old songs about long haired boys and girls in shoulder pads are now Trans anthems, I don't make the rules but I am enforcing them 🏳️‍🌈 #PrideMonth#TransPride

0
Reposted by Noodle (they/them)
AMchimeracoder.bsky.social

apparently it's NOT anti-Semitic to say that "anti-Israel protests are a secret conspiracy funded by Jewish billionaires?"

WSJ headline: "Some Anti-Israel Protestors Are Paid"

Rockefeller and Soros grants are subsidizing those who disrupt college campuses
26
Ndangerhissy.bsky.social

Just saw a news headline that 130k tonnes of steel have been taken from the site of the key bridge collapse. This is how you know it's an American and not a UK bridge. If it had happened in the UK the scrappers would have been round by eight the morning it dropped and cleared it by tea time

0
Ndangerhissy.bsky.social

Gender?! I hardly know 'er!

0
Ndangerhissy.bsky.social

You know the meme about how we all know Pythagoras theorem and that's really handy in Pythagoras Season? I think that's gonna be dead within a generation. (Cont...)

2
Reposted by Noodle (they/them)
DBdlbowman76.com

Still life, fountain pen on paper.

An assortment of objects including a skull, a flask, grapes and cheese on a plate, candles, and books.
0
Ndangerhissy.bsky.social

(x post with 🐦) Poll: do you know why people in old movies picked up a book and turned it over to read the back, and how old are you? *Commentary in reply, please reply with age etc before reading on*

1
Ndangerhissy.bsky.social

I was feeling gross about having to leave home today before sunrise but DAMN Baltimore, sunrise over the Patapsco woke me right up! 😍 (I'm in a moving car, but look at the colours!)

1
Ndangerhissy.bsky.social

Dial of Destiny is not an Indiana Jones movie, it's a Harry Potter movie and it's not even subtle

0
Profile banner
N
Noodle (they/them)
@dangerhissy.bsky.social
🔞 married, mixed race, queer bleeding-heart, anticensorship, neurodivergent, nerdy, proship, lefty. yorkshire expat. run-on expletive laden sentences abound. #fannibal #fanfic - 3 laws safe 🐦@DangerHissy 🐘@Dangerhissy.mas.to 🃏noodle.crrd.com
168 followers370 following607 posts