happy girlboss day, I guess

so far we have established that: 'Pintz Tarly want to be a king' 'A king is a boss guy wif a cwown on his head' 'Some people not yike Tarly, so he wun away"

an adult??!?

Made the mistake of singing the Skye Boat Song at bedtime last night, and have now spent the morning trying to explain the Jacobite uprising to an over-inquisitive toddler

the pink pyjamas are an inspired touch

furious at my own untimely demise

I bought a vintage pillbox hat and my sister said I looked like Bertie Bassett, so I'd like to report my own murder please

arts orgs after they sack everyone who posted political opinions on social media

good luck enforcing that one, nerds

*loyd grossman voice* the porthole windows... the nautical details... the pet snail... who lives in a pineapple like this?