so far we have established that: 'Pintz Tarly want to be a king' 'A king is a boss guy wif a cwown on his head' 'Some people not yike Tarly, so he wun away"

an adult??!?

the pink pyjamas are an inspired touch

furious at my own untimely demise

arts orgs after they sack everyone who posted political opinions on social media

yessssss hail crab 🦀

my cat when I ask her if she's ever eaten a camel

just imagine what twitter at its peak would have been like today

great bunch of lads

"your honour, my client says she can't get sued if she put it in quotation marks"