Just a small note to please not include links in alt text. They're not clickable and for folks using screen readers, that hyperlink is read out one character at a time 😅
The government: We don't have enough people to make sure your food and drugs and creams and treats and roads and towns are safe The people: We don't have enough good paying jobs Me: "smashing them together* NOW KISS
if you ever feel slow in waking up in the mornings, remember that you live on a planet that spent half a billion years figuring out single-celled organisms you are descendent from a long line of ancestors who were not in a hurry
And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...
(at meeting of the Dog Council) Dog Council Member: “So uh what should we call this one? Greyzoi? Borhound?” Lady on a tour of the Dog Council Headquarters, mostly to see the paintings of all the dogs: “Say, that’s one long dog!” Entire Dog Council, in unison: *snaps fingers*
*gently rocking the beat then putting it down for a little nap**gently rocking the beat then putting it down for a little nap*
I’ve seen you make several similar posts to this one but until now it didn’t click that you were playing Crusader Kings. I just thought you were enacting an elaborate social media roleplay.
i know it’s a well known issue, but what is the deal with the bulk of the people who came from twitter with built in audiences not bothering with alt text? have any of them ever even addressed it? it’s not like it’s warzone reporters under fire, either. i don’t understand why you wouldn’t try.
Sailing the Seas of Cheese, but with Charon this time.