this guy wants to inspect your kids genitals before they play sports

I always see Roark, Jr from Sin City. static.wikia.nocookie.net/sincity/imag...

He admitted his complicity in 9/11 because he "didn't like those buildings looking down on me."

He might be the creepiest of the weirdos.

He seems nice.

of course

fucking creepy-ass weirdo

Duke University’s own

Darth I would not let him inspect the porcupine that hangs out in our back trees. Well, I might, because I think a ghoul full of quills would be pretty funny. But I wouldn’t want Pokes to feel threatened so no.

I'd be happy to slap the top of his shiny forehead with mine