Do not make direct eye contact with your Cybertruck when washing it. Do not make any sudden movements. Make continuous soothing sounds to reassure it of its safety. Failure to exude warmth and love may result in damage to your Cybertruck. This damage is not covered by the warranty.Do not make direct eye contact with your Cybertruck when washing it. Do not make any sudden movements. Make continuous soothing sounds to reassure it of its safety. Failure to exude warmth and love may result in damage to your Cybertruck. This damage is not covered by the warranty.
In the .bomb my coworker used this skit to make a version about a very $$$ router (buggy!) we used "Happy Fun Router". We made posters & gave them to the vendor. Some of the technical staff took it in the right spirit & put them up in their cubes. Companies CEO went on a rampage tearing them down.
Do not taunt Cybertruck.
Warning: Damage may not be immediately evident, but may cause Cybertruck to decide to hurl itself into the nearest body of water in an attempt to end its pain-filled existence. Doors and power systems may not operate while submerged.
Even if you have the "accept foul language" setting turned on?
But like…all the gunfire I want right?
"Stop using Cybertruck and get emergency medical help right away if you get any of the following symptoms of a serious allergic reaction: - fainting, dizziness, feeling lightheaded (low blood pressure) - swelling of your face, eyelids, lips, mouth, tongue, or throat..."
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Do not drive your Cybertruck.