On Jimmy Carter's 100th birthday I'd just like to note that there is room on the White House roof for plenty more solar panelsOn Jimmy Carter's 100th birthday I'd just like to note that there is room on the White House roof for plenty more solar panels

But that would be “woke” and “climate alarmist.” They produce so much “bad stuff” for our environment. Let’s stick to “clean coal.” (If it’s not clear, I’m being highly sarcastic)

Gotta leave enough room for Secret Service snipers and also any potential dramatic rooftop fight scenes

Indeed. The Mediterranean countries that Europeans think of as The South where solar energy will be abundant and cheap are at the latitude of the US mid-Atlantic

Especially since Ronald Regan is not around anymore to take them down.