If I ever said anything like this I would simply retreat deep into the boreal forest, never to return

The only people who think these wealthy asshole techbros are cool are other wealthy asshole techbros

🤮

I'm just an old lady and maybe out of touch, but I find it hard to believe anyone actually thinks that guy has a 'cool factor.' ffs

I would dissolve into a puddle of goo from the shame

The next logical step is to bring back BUM Equipment loungewear.The next logical step is to bring back BUM Equipment loungewear.

These guys really think they can Soylent their way into coolness

Pretty sure the WaPost writer's head has retreated somewhere dark, moist, and tight.

"we discovered putting sunglasses on a dork makes him instantly cool, it is a breakthrough on the level of fire or AI"