Fuck, this is awful. I had no idea. Man, why do people have to suck so much?
This timeline is bullshit. I'm going back to the Sideways to try again.
I look forward to hearing all about this on next week's show and enjoying it despite having no idea what you are talking about.
In February 2022, Vladimir Putin started a 3-day special operation to take over Ukraine and 2.5 years later Ukrainian catgirls have occupied Russia.
This would destroy me
I am outraged. I would absolutely read on after that opener. A paragraph like that earns at least a couple more pages of goodwill.
One can only hope
Gracious, what a head-turning revelation
She saw that the man approaching her was wearing a tuxedo and he had a hook for a hand, she screamed. "Excuse me" he murmured, and using the hook, he popped open a tin of olives for her martini... From the Book of Urbane Legends