The Founders anticipated all of this, and that is why they buried throughout the constitution various secret hints and rules that would, centuries later, make it illegal to notice or get mad when a powerful and extremely dumb guy repeatedly commits obvious oafish political crimes.
National Treasure but our hero is chasing down the original Jeffersonian treatise "I do what I want"
Bill of Rights? No, tyranny!
The first letter of each line in Article 2, Section 1 spells out "No Laws While Slamming White Claws".The first letter of each line in Article 2, Section 1 spells out "No Laws While Slamming White Claws".
this would be an incredible dan brown novel and/or nicolas cage movie if we weren't living it
*taps Supreme Court ruling* he can’t commit crimes
Nobody gets this one weird trick that makes originalism make sense.
This one is still the funniest to me: after all our post-WW2 military buildup and the mystique surrounding it, we got Donald Trump stealing their secrets, not for some nefarious Bond villain purpose, but just because he's a kleptomaniac who wants to show off at his country club.
The Founders loved easter eggs. In the President's desk they left their favorite cheat codes
