If he trips and falls on his face and breaks his nose, call 911. Do not wish for pain, death, or injury for other people. Ever. ANY other people. Ever. Yes, I hate him too. It doesn't matter. This is the least you should do for other human beings. (2/2) #TrumpShooting

This is pretty damn simple. Don't shoot him. Don't shoot AT him. Don't hope for his death in any way. Don't cross your fingers and wish that his plane goes down. If he's choking to death and you're walking by, give him the Heimlich maneuver. (1/2)

An orange butt was kicked, and an unhinged ex-president's name was taken. #WereNotGoingBack

Worst remake of "Dumbo" ever.

Do zombies poop? (Asking the important questions here.)

Trump: "I actually don’t know how a person who is Jewish could vote for [Harris]." Little known fact about us Jews: we're not big on Nazis. If you invite them into your home, or keep their writings on your bedside table, or call them "very fine people," we will likely vote for your opponent.

Seen on the road this morning in Northern Virginia: a bright turquoise #Cybertruck. I guess Tiffany's is rebranding?

"The world will ask you who you are, and if you don't know, the world will tell you." -- Carl #Jung

I think the same people who want Joe Biden off the Democratic ticket also want Kamala Harris gone. And that's going to be a lot more troublesome than getting Joe to step aside. #BidenHarris2024

I didn't last very long into the presidential debate last night. It was like watching a slow-motion train wreck. The problem is, we're all on that train. #debate