This is pretty damn simple. Don't shoot him. Don't shoot AT him. Don't hope for his death in any way. Don't cross your fingers and wish that his plane goes down. If he's choking to death and you're walking by, give him the Heimlich maneuver. (1/2)
An orange butt was kicked, and an unhinged ex-president's name was taken. #WereNotGoingBack
Do zombies poop? (Asking the important questions here.)
Trump: "I actually don’t know how a person who is Jewish could vote for [Harris]." Little known fact about us Jews: we're not big on Nazis. If you invite them into your home, or keep their writings on your bedside table, or call them "very fine people," we will likely vote for your opponent.
Seen on the road this morning in Northern Virginia: a bright turquoise #Cybertruck. I guess Tiffany's is rebranding?
I think the same people who want Joe Biden off the Democratic ticket also want Kamala Harris gone. And that's going to be a lot more troublesome than getting Joe to step aside. #BidenHarris2024
Seen on a Starfield subreddit today. One of the wisest things I've seen in many a moon: "Everybody talks about how absolute power corrupts absolutely, but nobody talks about how teeny-tiny niche power corrupts weirdly and kinda pathetically."