Pretty sure that's what these were invented for.

I'm looking out for number 3,010,568.

Not a euphemism, just hungry.

I don't follow enough people on here and it's time to build this community. In order to connect with more people I relate to I'm going to follow the next ten accounts to skeet something including the phrase "I want a hotdog".

My phone just autocorrected kettlebell to jellybean. I have never felt so seen.

New comeback lined-up, ideally for if someone mishears me.

I get a much more interesting class of spam to my work email.

Arrested for super gluing an accordion to a bendy bus.

New road sign time: Croeso i Cymru - tory free since 2024

I had Japanese class tonight so that was the latest I've ever voted. Completely different vibe at 9.30: someone handed me a glass of merlot as I came through the door, there was a jazz quartet taking requests, and the disco ball swingometer was a very nice touch.