I'm looking out for number 3,010,568.

I don't follow enough people on here and it's time to build this community. In order to connect with more people I relate to I'm going to follow the next ten accounts to skeet something including the phrase "I want a hotdog".

My phone just autocorrected kettlebell to jellybean. I have never felt so seen.

New comeback lined-up, ideally for if someone mishears me.

I get a much more interesting class of spam to my work email.

Arrested for super gluing an accordion to a bendy bus.

New road sign time: Croeso i Cymru - tory free since 2024

I had Japanese class tonight so that was the latest I've ever voted. Completely different vibe at 9.30: someone handed me a glass of merlot as I came through the door, there was a jazz quartet taking requests, and the disco ball swingometer was a very nice touch.

Most modern historians now agree that not only did Louis XIV said L'État, c'est moi, but that he said he to the tune of Plastic Bertrand's Ça plane pour moi

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