I also backed this in 2016, but the customs guy (german) wouldn't give it to me because the box didn't have the sad onions or some other fucking safety label anyway, sorry for trauma dumping

What I'm really saying is, I should be thanking this paragon of order for heroically saving me, an adult, from choking to death on a perfidious foreign plastic dinosaur. Truly, customs clerks are the thin brown line that separates society from utter chaos What I'm really saying is, fuck that guy