SWHFTTober Day 19: Rebirth My genes are kicking in and im becoming lactose intolerant. I hate it here

Zavala: “We need to get this small beacon into orbit without a rocket or a jump ship.” Cayde: “How about a lactose intolerant Guardian eats so much cheese they fart into orbit with the beacon in their backpack and then their ghost brings ‘em back?” Zavala: “…. that’s not your worst plan ever.”

Thinking abt it... The goal of drinking a million beers finally seems reachable

Lactose intolerance can take my dairy milk but I'll be cold and dead in the grave before it takes my cheese and ice cream

“Fetch me every cheese” is going to be my new Bungie name.

Just eat dairy now, regret it later thats a problem for future dtm

I've accepted never having milk again, but I will never give up cheese. No matter how much my body complains