Me (after jumping out of a perfect fine airplane): I'm calling gravity's bluff.

you have a lot of nerve writing something i wish i’d written

This post will get ones of likes.

(Timidly) yes

Whenever I don't need a serotonin boost I post to Bluesky. This place is always good for at least 2 likes and a repost.

Trump’s internal monologue:

K

I just met you And this is crazy Irregardless isn't a word Try regardless, maybe.

What do you call a giant Carmel and custard desert? I don't know, but I'm a big flan.

Augment your reality with an auger to the brain.