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Real Name: Jon O’Hare Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar” Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it. Follow for random thoughts, bad memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and original indie music. #DgarMusic ffm.bio/dgar
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Captain Picard looks sternly at the main viewer. 
“OPEN A CHANNEL TO THE FERENGI VESSEL!”

White text on a red background appears on the view screen that reads “OH, YOU'RE USING AD BLOCK? WE SUPPORT OUR OPERATIONS WITH ADVERTISING REVENUE DISABLE YOUR AD BLOCKING PROTOCOLS IN ORDER TO COMMUNICATE WITH THIS VESSEL. 
-THE GRAND NAGUS”

Picard mutters “OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE”
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best part is hearing it in mr shawns voice

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@dgar.bsky.social
Real Name: Jon O’Hare Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar” Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it. Follow for random thoughts, bad memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and original indie music. #DgarMusic ffm.bio/dgar
1.8k followers4k following3k posts