Impressive faith any trees will be involved at all.

The Qatari government should build a Miramax theme park.

Flying on Jetstar because it was the most conveniently timed flight and so far the plane hasn't even taken off and I'm already not enjoying the experience. ✈️

I assume they just see another croc.

@johnb78.bsky.social and I have referenced this multiple times a day.

Not going in the water intensifies. 🐊

In awe of the little girl with a custom printed hoodie with a picture of herself on one side of the zipper and the text "just a girl who loves goats" on the other.

One of my dumbest, pettiest traits is disliking completely innocuous things because someone I dislike likes them. This does not in any way make my life better it just means I get irrationally annoyed by trivial things.

It's October 3rd.

on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd

ALT: on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd

Remember when Donald Rumsfeld made a solitaire app? medium.com/@DonRumsfeld...

At 83, I Decided to Develop an App

I’ve done business, politics, and war. Now I’m trying my hand at mobile gaming.