there's only 12 entire fanfictions for garth marenghi's darkplace???? ...i will remember this.
there's another part where i genuinely laughed and it was the dumbest fucking joke ever but i didn't expect it. i forgot exactly how it goes but it was like "you removed her toe bones! which is connect to the - foot bone! which is connect to the - leg bone!"
adso being sad about her being arrested and then ubertino says "you may think she's pretty but she POOPS AND PEES AND HAS BLOOD AND MUCUS UNDER HER SKIN!!!" and william's like "hey man stop being a dick :/"
I want to start out with the younger grades bc they almost always have a helper in the room.
days without depressed newscaster: 0
his boss texted my grandpa "he turned red."
my grandpa recorded the meeting so i got to see that part lol. he was beet red indeed.
(the ice cream flavor, not the actual dessert)