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Susannah
@divorcedmage.bsky.social
27 / NorCal Gamer, singer, flutist, and an extremely unskilled artist. Read a visual novel!
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i love how unsubtle my body is when it really wants to go to bed. like "oh what if i randomly lay face down on the bed, haha" or "what if we went under the covers and hugged the body pillow and got really snug and comfy haha" ...then when i actually do purposefully go to bed, i'm not able to sleep

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there's only 12 entire fanfictions for garth marenghi's darkplace???? ...i will remember this.

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there's another part where i genuinely laughed and it was the dumbest fucking joke ever but i didn't expect it. i forgot exactly how it goes but it was like "you removed her toe bones! which is connect to the - foot bone! which is connect to the - leg bone!"

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garth marenghi's "terrortome" isn't that funny tbh. i feel like the schlocky humor worked better on the tv show. i do like that they had a huge map at the beginning but barely went to any of them. i wish i had access to the audiobook bc it'd probably be funnier that way.

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A man says "shut up, Nick!" Hank Hill would totally want to be my friend." Nick, in anger, fists shaking, narrows his eyes and says "Hank Hill would fucking despise you." The first man starts crying, a look of pure anguish coming over his face. He shouts "you take that back!" His melancholy turns to anger as he gets forehead to forehead with Nick and bellows "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
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insane tumblr ad i just got

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i like that black bear diner framed this meme on their wall. i want one too.

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yesterday my grandma and i went to eat at a diner and almost everyone there was wearing heavy metal t-shirts bc of aftershock fest lol

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Twitter is extremely creepy these days because 90% of the responses are bots and it’s not exactly clear why. Usually it’s not even political, it’s not selling anything, it’s just bots pretending to be people. The vibe is like boarding a city bus and realizing none of the passengers have faces

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google 2012: here's how to make tacos google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin

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Susannah
@divorcedmage.bsky.social
27 / NorCal Gamer, singer, flutist, and an extremely unskilled artist. Read a visual novel!
25 followers41 following101 posts