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Your Free Advice: "One must beware of anyone who is stupid and diligent—he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always cause only mischief."

Happy Walpurgis Natt to all who celebrate. Act accordingly.

So, it's World Poetry Day™ today. Let me know if you happen to run into a girl from Nantucket; I've got a couple questions to ask her.

Oh, look, it's "Alien Abduction Day." Probably a good day to make sure you're wearing clean underwear, just in case.

Well, today is "WHAT IF CATS AND DOGS HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS DAY." I suppose first of all they'd be able to more effectively hitchhike...

I think we should move Leap Day to, say, July or August because I'd much rather have an extra day of summer than an extra day of winter...

Remember to set your calendar back one day today...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but "Gesundheit." Carry on...

I enjoy giving ridiculously accurate times for when I plan on doing things. Them: When would you like to leave? Me: Oh, right around 4:28:14...