He was killed by palindrome...

Okay, now let's do Reagan. Talk about elevation to sainthood...

Yeah, probably better than RIFE...

"Soylent Smurf"

I'm hoping to transition from "fucking assole" to just plain "asshole." Wish me luck.

I'm still waiting for my Maids a-milking...

Worst. Haiku. Ever. :)

Brilliant

Charlize and I appreciate your support...

I still have scars from eating those, but [taps chest and whispers] they're in here...