your life only begins once you find people who are the same nuanced level of asshole as you

Forty yrs ago a girl living across the hall from me called me an asshole. We’ve been bff’s ever since 😂👏🏻

Ancient Philadelphian proverb

It is known

🥰

Cool, guess I'll just die alone then

Can you look at my asshole and let me know the level of nuance I've achieved?

Solidarity ✊

Cherish them, don’t let them go

if we're not subtly manipulating each other based on things we each said months earlier then what are we even doing here