My band does enough classic Southern rock that I can embody a whole white-trash alter ego for most of the 3rd set...

You know you've been spending too much time engaging with flat Earthers when you misread a tweet that says "Ethnostates are wrong" as "Eratosthenes was wrong".

I made this account then I promptly forgot about it, just I predicted I would.

My wife has been warned that, between Hard Knocks, One Jets Drive, the impending preseason, and the release of Madden24... I'm about to become really annoyingly football focused over the next couple of weeks

Is there a BlueSky community/feed for semi-working (but not full-time or anything) dive-bar musicians and dad-bands?

Yesterday's 🧪 News Hot Take: Room temperature superconductivity would be a more important discovery in the long run than aliens.

The news phrase that has been irking me this week is "Climate Emergency". An emergency is something that happens quickly and can be responded to quickly. If the climate is fucked, it's fucked for at least a century. "Emergency" isn't the right word to capture that.

Is there a way to search for "feeds"? Am I a fucking idiot? I click on the 🔎 but I just get a list.

I recorded a lecture about Pluto and Charon for my online astro class today, and realized like halfway through, "F@#%, I don't really know anything about Charon at all, do I?"

Well, at least it's nice to see that those "infinite monkeys typing on infinite keyboards" have given up on Shakespeare and have found gainful employment in the tech sector instead.