I hit the "limit of how many excel rows can exist" in one file today at work, so that should be a clue as to how much fuckery I have to manage on any given day 😬
Self flushing toilets have given me a lot of anxiety throughout the course of my life
The amount of white font on yellow power point backgrounds I've seen in life is too goddamn high
The girl next to me at work chatted me on IM about our birthdays coming up and I just reacted with a fist bump emoji I'm so awk
MAGAstan obsessed with the leftist boogeyman getting Trump between the ears when El Gato gonna send regards from Iran who REALLY wants Old Trump 🎯
Literally Trump on debate night: "JD and I don't really talk" 😎🤣
Some red hat dipshit is streaming it live on the citizen app. Appropriate since that app is intended for crime alerts in the area
JD Vance stumping for little Elon musk on the campaign trail saying we'll beat up any European countries who "aren't nice to him" is peak manlet behavior