I hit the "limit of how many excel rows can exist" in one file today at work, so that should be a clue as to how much fuckery I have to manage on any given day 😬

Self flushing toilets have given me a lot of anxiety throughout the course of my life

Woke lizards 🦎 that's where we are www.axios.com/2024/09/24/t...

"Weaponizing environmental law": Texas AG sues Biden admin for listing lizard as "endangered"

The dunes sagebrush lizard is native to a portion of the oil-and-gas-rich Permian Basin of West Texas and New Mexico.

The amount of white font on yellow power point backgrounds I've seen in life is too goddamn high

JD Vance stumping for little Elon musk on the campaign trail saying we'll beat up any European countries who "aren't nice to him" is peak manlet behavior

Drowning in excel documents is not how I imagined adulthood to be 🐌

Example of functional government at work www.fda.gov/food/alerts-...

Safety Alert

The FDA is advising consumers to throw away and not to buy the ground cinnamon products listed above because samples of these products were found to contain elevated levels of lead.

Trump Sr. wouldn't last a day in the real work world. The fact that he has pending lawsuits, pending felony charges, actual felony convictions, the language, the social media presence, the scam "business" ventures that have been investigated for decades english.elpais.com/sports/2024-...

Steve Kerr: ‘No company in the world would hire someone with Trump’s resume’

The Golden State Warriors and Team USA coach talks politics, leadership and the synergies between soccer and basketball during a visit to Mallorca

Is abortion at 78 years after birth legal?? Anyone ?

Trump is a babbling fool whose dementia is even worse than before #debate#harris