RIP Charlie Baseball, which is the stupidest fucking nickname ever for a degenerate gambler named Pete Rose

You’re not dealing with some amateur from Michigan. This strapping gentleman has an open pack of heaters and 2 new packs on standby cause Bruce’s Gas and Liquor closed at 7pm and running out of stogies ain’t an option.

LMlmccj.bsky.socialFeb 9, 2024 11:17am

Back in the olden days you really needed to sell it:

I tip all cows 20% Gravity does the other 80 Ba dum tssss

cow tipping is an awful practice, you should give them a living wage

Me: Sure, money spent wisely over time on stocks and bonds should provide a comfortable retirement safety net. But with a substantial investment in cocaine today… Small Business Loan Clerk at the bank: We’ve called the police Me: ok a modest investment

I’m now the number one cocaine poster on bsky

I don’t always smoke Indo, but when I do I’m rollin down the street

Lady ran over my penis with her cart in the grocery store just now and I accepted her apology

Tim Walz just texted me asking for a donation in exchange for him Power washing my driveway this weekend.

If you, a graybeard, can’t recite every line and sing every song in Grease 2, you probably aren’t a gen x’er with a millennial little sister