Me flirting Chicago style: “I’m neon relish in the streets and a sport pepper in the sheets😉😉😉…Ope! Sorry! Was that too much? Sorry.”

"Is that a slice of deep dish in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" *huge wet bulge in pants sagging to the ground* "uh..... yes""Is that a slice of deep dish in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" *huge wet bulge in pants sagging to the ground* "uh..... yes"