Current youth trends explained via the medium of ships probably isn't and shouldn't be a thing, but here we present... Demure vs Brat Summer

I must admit that "Which of these horrible French efforts is most Charli XCX?" wasn't a conversation I imagined having with my kids when I woke up this morning.

Whilst I appreciate this, I’ll be honest - this hasn’t clarified anything for me

i've just got the pun in "that's how it rolled", top job

Can't have a flush deck, compromise with a flushed deck.

Yeah but the demure one is on a roll CPO Tom 'Jumper' Collins, my great-grandfather, Royal Sovereign 1894-5

I have to ask - Who was responsible for the one on the left.?

Royal Sovereign looks like a liner with ??10 inch guns. The other thing is clearly an early waterborne MadMaxesk avant garde cinema prop.

The one on the right is a very bad design for a submarine.