R: But can anybody tell me what crimes Donald Trump actually committed? D: Falsifying business records to conceal a $130,000 hush-money payment to a porn star so she wouldn’t capsize his Presidential campaign by telling people they had sex R: I mean, does anybody really know?

The really stupid thing is, looking at his supporters, I don't even think it *would* have capsized his Presidential campaign. I'm not convinced a single vote would have changed. Dude committed a bunch of crimes to cover up doing something he didn't even need to do in the first place.