(Video circulates of Biden sitting in a chair very slowly) RNC RESEARCH: (shows 75% of video before cutting off end) 🔴: LOL BIDEN IS TRYING TO SIT IN A CHAIR THAT IS NOT THERE 🤪 (full video eventually sees light of day) 🔵: Are you people the dumbest motherfuckers alive?

Joe Biden does not believe in using the power of the Presidency to protect his son, because Joe Biden is a fair, decent, and honorable man. Donald Trump absolutely does believe in using the full power of the Presidency to protect himself, because Donald Trump is a crook and a scoundrel.

Donald Trump, the convicted felon Can’t keep track of the lies he’s tellin’ On TV, he is always yellin’ Face the color of a ripe muskmelon

R: But can anybody tell me what crimes Donald Trump actually committed? D: Falsifying business records to conceal a $130,000 hush-money payment to a porn star so she wouldn’t capsize his Presidential campaign by telling people they had sex R: I mean, does anybody really know?

The internet being full of bullshit-on-purpose satirical humor killing AI because it can't distinguish between the satire and fact feels just like the cold virus killing the aliens in WAR OF THE WORLDS

🔵: Trump is willing to criminalize birth control 🔴: lol we don’t care NYT: Trump and Biden are neck-and-neck 🔵: There is something deeply wrong with the people who support him 🔴: Why do the elites hate us so

🔵: Trump is indicted for 88 felonies 🔴: lol we don’t care 🔵: Trump regularly falls asleep in court 🔴: lol we don’t care 🔵: Trump re-Tweets Nazi propaganda 🔴: lol we don’t care

BIDEN: I support 100% of what Israel is doing 🌹: Biden is a genocidal maniac BIDEN: Fine, fine. I support 95% of what Israel is doing 🐘: Biden is a raving anti-Semite

2. Before she realized she’d misheard him, Daniels thought Trump was actually being kind of sweet when he told her she reminded him of Ivana 1. Even she isn’t returning Ron DeSantis’s phone calls

‪3. Daniels reassured Trump that the size of a man’s penis isn’t really that important as long as the man is respectful, attentive to his partner’s needs, and doesn’t attempt to orchestrate a coup when he loses a free and fair election‬