mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)

They need a laugh emoji button so I could press that for this skeet

I mean, that is way more complicated than my use of mastodon. Although I have noticed it seems like all the art servers are at war with each other, which just seems counterproductive to me.

Don’t worry, you can join meta’s activitypub instance starting soon: mastodon lite™️; AKA threads. You only have to give them your soul and first dozen children.

This is the most accurate description of mastodon I’ve read on the internet. I mean, I think, because I literally black out 2 minutes into someone explaining mastodon to me.

How are all of you having this much trouble with Mastodon!? I just post shit and people are nice to me about it.

*factually untrue.*. Download the app, click the **first and more prominent button**, sign into the same style of privitized server that BlueSky uses (notice our user names have bsky.social but others end in other urls?) but oh no 😱 so spooooky when theres an elephant involved LOLOL this jabroni.

I genuinely forgot it existed

It’s absurd how spiritually accurate this is

So hostile forums with extra steps. Sounds faaannntastic

You forgot the posting windows where your ‘toots’ have to be n seconds apart, where n is expressed as non-reuseable increasing prime numbers.