It's true. The Blue Check was The Perfect Deal. One might say it was "Too good," which is possibly why everyone migrated here anyway after handing $8 to the most prolific con man on the planet. All the stupidest people in the world were correct this whole time, and I am sorry.

You sound so coherent. It’s disconcerting.

Dril has done more in the past 20 mins than Jay has done.

The Perfect Deal should include a refund on the blue check

Chunky milk better than blue check dumb

That means u were right

That's the smartest thing you've ever said

where are all those Laugh Memes GIFs... ... Or Wink Ones. Or both.

You're always on point, man, you rock

Please notice me

They offered me the bluecheck, but I donated it to the women in my life. They told me to stay away from them and that I need to start showering :(