Why does Simon Cowell look like that

Watching The Octopus Murders on Netflix absolutely gooning to these investigative reporters — I’m so attracted to journalists this is pornography to me

God nothing is hotter to me than the lead investigative journalist in an investigative documentary

Why anyone would have their Venmo public is beyond me

Alternatively, you can do this exercise walking 6-10 yards behind an elderly man, and pretend they are a 25 year old Virgil Abloh book owner

A really good perspective exercise is looking at a photo of a man who is a dimes square hypebeast and imagine that they are actually not that fashionable they are just mentally ill

*takes long drag of cigarette* floor’s lava, kid. always has been.

I didn’t choose this car i inherited it from my mother and it’s 20 years old

It there anything worse than navigating the Trader Joe’s parking lot on a Sunday afternoon in a big ass SUV

New strategy— taking a Xanax before an interview tomorrow 😌